Headlines from the Year 2029!
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world,
Mexifornia , formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-years, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines
posted by Benson at 7/17/2006 10:18:00 AM
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Sir,
Gawfer here. I am always enthused to find a fellow P-3 lover. I was stationed at CFAO AIMD Okinawa, JA for 2 1/2 years as a Jet Mech. I knew the T56-14 inside and out, was certified on test cell operations and specialized on props.
After 3 years active duty, I rotated back to Moffitt field and was attached to VP-91 for 2 years of active reserve, having the opportunity to fly as second mech. I almost re-up'd to go to flight engineer school.
Of course I started my aviation career at Millington Tennessee. That was in 1979.
If you get the opportunity, drop by Gawfer and say hey.
Go Navy!
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